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Meaning you won’t find in a dictionary

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late when you are early he is late.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Rumour: News that travels at the speed of sound.

Dictionary: the only place where divorce comes before marriage.

College: a place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.

Festasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

Office: a place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Etc: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man losses his bachelor degree and women’s gains her masters.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.

Atom bomb: An invention to end all invention.

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